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THE DAD-BURN PASSWORD TA GIT IN HERE IS,
(" THAT'S ABSURD !!! ")
ALL YA GOTS TA DO IS JUST USE YER NOGGIN
AND THANK IT TO Y'ALLS SELF, OR YA CAYN'T COME IN HERE !!
IS YA THANKIN IT ? . . . OK THEN , Y'ALL KIN GO PAST THE DANG CHAINS .
THE HISTORY OF THE DUMMY BEGAN WITH STICK PEOPLE .
BUT OF COURSE IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT STICK PEOPLE
BECAME EXTINCT FOR OBVIOUS REASONS RELATED TO FRICTION .
( AS SEEN BELOW IN THESE EARLY CAVE DRAWINGS
PUT TOGETHER WITH MODERN ANIMATION .)
BUT IT STILL REMAINS A MYSTERY HOW THE MODERN DUMMIES
OF TODAY EVOLVED . (ESPECIALLY THE " STUNTCLAMPER " SPECIES.)
TOP TEN PICK-UP LINES
1. Would you like to dance? No? Oh thats ok , I gotta go take a crap anyway .
2. You look nice and clean !
3. Hey, somebody farted . Let's get out of here .
4. I've had quite a bit to drink , and yer startin to look pretty good !
5. Hey, baby ! Wanna see me open a beer can with my tooth ?
6. You don't sweat much for a fat girl !
7. Excuse me , does this look like a boil or a wart ?
8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you .
9. I can eat my weight in cocktail frankfurts !
10. You might as well do me , because I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyways .
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AHHH ! SPAM........"THE OTHER RED MEAT"
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